Hogarth Jr. The Great Dane

Now that I have my new medicine I feel much better :) I can run and jump and play a lot more now I feel like I have a whole bunch of new energy! My mommy says that she liked me better when I was a lazy and didn’t have to be chasing me around so much, but she is still happy that I feel a lot better. She says that I have to start ‘training’ whatever the heck that is because apparently I am getting too stubborn and she doesn’t  like that. Well whatever I just hope it isn’t too much work XD

So let me tell you, today was a very interesting day indeed. I started off the morning with a speacial treat :) Mommy said she was very exhausted from waking up early so she wanted to take a nap and in order for her to do that she needed me to sleep too. So she picked me up and laid me on the couch right next to her! This is my most favorite thing in the world! The couch is so soft and comfortable and I love sleeping next to my mommy she is so warm! Well after our morning nap another out of the ordinary thing happened! My mommy took me on a walk! Now let me tell you…I hate them! I hate having that stupid collar around my neck it itches so much! And the way that long rope pulls at me gets me so angry I just want to chew right through it! But I found a secret that got my mommy mad tehe If I shook my head really hard that stupid collar would fall off and I could be free!!!! :D

So lately my mommy has been very worried because sometimes after I play I start to walk funny and my legs start to hurt a lot and I cry and all I want to do is sit down. So she said that I had to go to the vet. At first I was very excited but then we got there! Oh My GOD it was the craziest place I had ever been to! There were so many different smells and so many different sounds that I was sort of over whelmed. But I was a strong boy and tried not to show my fear I just sat very quietly and waited for my mommy to explain to me what was going on or why were here. But let me tell you she ignored me the WHOLE TIME! she kept writing on this white thing with a stick and it wasn’t until my Grandma saw that I was uncomfortable and got me my blankie so that I could lay down comfortably. So I finally got comfy and even settled down for a snooze my MOTHER made me get up and start walking towards a strange door. There was no way I was going in there though there were too many weird smells so my grandpa had to pick me up and carry me into the strange place. 

First they put me on the scale that said I weighed 20 pounds! I guess that means I’m going to be a big boy when I am all grown up :) Then they took me to a room where my mommy put me on a high table and I got to get comfortable all over again and then once again my mommy made me get up for a strange man in all white. He was very nice to me and petted me nicely and then suddenly he stuck something up my butt! What the heck?! I barely even knew him! Then he tried to make me stand up but there was no way that was happening but my mommy made me so I had to :( Then he started to squeeze my back legs and it really hurt :’( I cried out and my mommy got scared so she held me and told me not to worry.

After that everything was sort of a blur I remember some guys taking my away from my mommy and taking me to another room where they held me down and it really hurt :( then they  gave me two shots with big needles that made me cry! I don’t like this place sooo much anymore but finally I got to go back with my mommy where she was waiting for me with my blankie and kisses and she didn’t wait around she took my to the car where I felt much safer and better although I was still very sad and a little angry that she would just let people take me away and do that kind of stuff to me :’( 

But then I got home and felt much better and happier and I even played a little soccer with my mommy <3 

What an eventful day! Whew, time for a nap :) 

My mommy says that I’m a ‘walker’ she says that that means that I walk while I poop. Instead of standing in one spot for my entire potty break I tend to walk around and leave a little poopie trail hehe. But it’s not my fault! If my mommy would quite walking away from me and ignoring me while I poop I wouldn’t go after her! I’m a baby you know and I get sort of nervous if she starts walking away from me. So when you look at it…I can’t help it, it is really all her fault! And then she has the nerve to tease me because I get the hippups after I go potty! She is just so frustrating sometimes -.- 

was a very eventful day. My new family came to pick me(: They were a bit late but it was ok because they got to witness me in my most favorite activity;sleeping. After my mommy picked me up (late might I add… -.-) We had a very uncomfortable ride in the car on the way to my new home….for the life of me I just could not get comfortable on my mommy’s lap and kept squirming around a lot, but I think it’s because I had to go potty teehee ;)

Once we arrived to my new house and that crazy car machine stopped moving, I felt much better! I even went potty in my new house and got lots of praise for it! I quickly explored my new front yard and then entered my new house :D It was a lot bigger then my old house and had a lot more room! I felt sooo little and was a little intimidated but I quickly felt better after my mommy, uncle Leo and Auntie Katherine urged me to explore and get used to me. They then wanted me to explore the backyard which was EVEN BIGGER! :0 All was well but then I smelt something funny and strange, and when I turned around I saw my new older sister Perla. She looked tired and old but was nice and sniffed me nicely but soon lost interest and turned to my mommy for pats and cuddles.

After the back yard we returned to the front yard and I got to wrestle with my Uncle, Mommy and Auntie K it was a lot of fun but I was so tired afterwards I just knocked out! I got really mad when Auntie K just HAD to take a picture with me and tried to disturb me from my sleep…what a meanie! Luckily I had to go potty at the same time so in the end it was ok :) Mommy was mad because I gave her a double bagger and she couldn’t imagine how much i would poo when I was full grown hahaha! Then guess what I did? That’s right I went right back to bed haha! 

When I woke up my mommy had come back home and had a bag full of goodies for me I got two new toys! At first I was scared of them especially the piggie, he made scary noises when my grandpa squeezed but I got used to him and now he is my favorite one! Well after a long day I think it is time to go to bed :D

I COME HOME :D

p.s This will be written in the first person narrative haha